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To whom it may concern,
Please help. Last night I accidentally fed my horse an entire bottle of Jeffers Tail & Mane Anti-static Creme Rinse. I misread the label and though it was his bottle of vitamin water. Is my horse going to get sick? He has acted really weird all day. Just laying there breathing slowly. Should I shoot it? I'm really freaking out. Please dont make me shoot my horse I love it so much.
It's because of that horse that I met the love of my life Sally Denkenfield. We're engaged now. Would you like to come to the wedding? Please RSVP as soon as possible, we want to make sure we have enough food for everyone.
Last year I went to my friend John Racknoshoapnadoo's wedding and they ran out of mashed pumpkin juice and boy did they look stupid. Everyone had to run outside and drink mud. We all died. Join us. JOIN US. ITS DARK DOWN HERE BUT YOU'LL LEARN TO LOVE IT.
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