To Whom It May Concern: Response for Hammers

Got this email from the hammer company I emailed.

Here's the one I sent them: http://thegifthorsesmouth.blogspot.com/2010/10/to-whom-it-may-concern-hammers.html

And here's what they sent me back :

Gosh Nathan, I think production of this hammer began sometime in 1000AD. But sorry, that company went out of business, I'm sure by the banking scandal. Those bankers can take out anyone, ever superheroes. Perhaps you should try looking at Thor hammers, they might know a thing or two:

http://www.thorhammer.com/index.php

If you find what you need on their site we probably carry it.

Good luck,

Sincerely,

Jennifer

The Hammer Source

To Whom It May Concern: Response for A Book

Firstly I sent this: http://thegifthorsesmouth.blogspot.com/2010/10/to-whom-it-may-concern-book.html

Okay so this morning I got a response. Firstly I received this email:

Dear Kereal Ciller,

Please rest assured that there is no such place as heaven.

Also that I know how to use Google. (link to another site I posted it on)

(For next time: The run-on sentences are nice, but the proper use of contractions? Dead give away.)

Best of luck with your trolling.

She also wrote a blog about me which can be found here:

http://saucysalad.com/2010/10/05/its-and-its-or-the-editor-and-the-troll/